July 17, 2008

The 94 Year Old Pimp

Apparently pimps come in all shapes, sizes and age. A 94 year old man from Bradenton, FL was arrested or should i say coaxed into paying for oral sex from an under cover female officer. It seems that the man suffers fromdementia. And it took him about 20 minutes, but with enough pestering from the officer he agreed to pay for a blow job.

The judge, i know while in his chamber deliberating the case was laughing his ass off. Maybe the gentleman was using cialix? As the TV ad states, if you have an erection longer then 4 hours, consult a physician. He probably thought, "this is the best it's ever been in 30+ years, might as well go use it."

I feel sorry for the man, but at the same time i have to cheer for him. He still probably doesn't know what the hell's going on, but all the same maybe he can become a hero to other older men. Proving you can get an erection even in the later stages of life.


The judge did throw the case out, which is good.


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